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chloewine:

If I could stare at a photo for the rest of my life and laugh my ass off the entire time it would be this one.

chloewine:

If I could stare at a photo for the rest of my life and laugh my ass off the entire time it would be this one.

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nibzi:

Brilliant!!! #fun #funny #booze #dinosaur #barney #laugh #laughing #laughingmyassoff #brilliant #

nibzi:

Brilliant!!! #fun #funny #booze #dinosaur #barney #laugh #laughing #laughingmyassoff #brilliant #

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sassybabushka:

My friend knows someone who keeps all her money in a  hollow dildo. If you don’t think that’s genius, just imagine a robber stealing from a teenage girl’s room. Is he going to look in the dildo? Is he even going to want to touch the dildo?? No. A hollow dildo is safer than any safe or lock. 

Be safe, kids. Keep your money in a dildo.

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